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lulz-time:

 

Adding my contribution.

Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do


148,970 notes | Reblog | 3 months ago
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Stalkers, then and now.

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Stalkers, then and now.

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29,040 notes | Reblog | 3 months ago
heyfunniest:

Need to laugh? This blog is perfect for you!!

heyfunniest:

Need to laugh? This blog is perfect for you!!

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2,549 notes | Reblog | 3 months ago

Wish I had the fucking guts ! ahaha.

omgomg.

omfg…. that boy has guts!

OMG DEAD THE BLACK GUY LOOOOOOOOOOL.

I have to reblog this again tho. I wonder if it was awkward after… LOL

oh dang XD

damn hahahahaha

HAHAHAH HOLY CRAP

BUCKET LIST

emily omfg do you see this LOL

To be honest, if I had his moves I’d never stop moving.

oh daaaamn

I CANT EVEN!!!! AHHAHA

To not reblog this is a sin ! Lmao

true definition of not giving a fuck

I Wanna Know Who This Is !!!!

DEFINITION OF BALLS. Love it

i love his fucking cardigan. i miss my cardigans…

this kid knows how to not give a fuck.

LOOOOOL OMG THIS KID GIVES ME HOPE

OH MY FUCKING GOD. HE’S JUST LIKE ME 

OMFG LOL 

I just died. 

this kid is my hero

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49,569 notes | Reblog | 3 months ago
everyday i’m shuffling. . :)

everyday i’m shuffling. . :)

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5,373 notes | Reblog | 4 months ago
tumblrrmokong:

God Does ExistA man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: “I don’t believe that God exists.” “Why do you say that?” asked the customer. “Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn’t exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can’t imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things.” The customer thought for a moment, but didn’t respond because he didn’t want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: “You know what? Barbers do not exist.” “How can you say that?” asked the surprised barber. “I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!” “No!” the customer exclaimed. “Barbers don’t exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.” “Ah, but barbers DO exist! That’s what happens when people do not come to me.” “Exactly!” affirmed the customer. “That’s the point! God, too, DOES exist! That’s what happens when people do not go to Him and don’t look to Him for help. That’s why there’s so much pain and suffering in the world.” - Author Unknown

tumblrrmokong:

God Does Exist

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. 

When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: “I don’t believe that God exists.” 

“Why do you say that?” asked the customer. 

“Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn’t exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can’t imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things.” 

The customer thought for a moment, but didn’t respond because he didn’t want to start an argument. 

The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt. 

The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: “You know what? Barbers do not exist.” 

“How can you say that?” asked the surprised barber. “I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!” 

“No!” the customer exclaimed. “Barbers don’t exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.” 

“Ah, but barbers DO exist! That’s what happens when people do not come to me.” 

“Exactly!” affirmed the customer. “That’s the point! God, too, DOES exist! That’s what happens when people do not go to Him and don’t look to Him for help. That’s why there’s so much pain and suffering in the world.” 

- Author Unknown


327 notes | Reblog | 4 months ago

I have family members who come over and watch me on the computer and are like:

laugh-out-loud-johntot:

Look how fast she types, I don’t even know how to turn it on!

I’m just at the PC like:

But inside I’m like:

Having a Bad Day? Click, Laugh and Follow this Blog :)

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55,347 notes | Reblog | 4 months ago

Whenever I download a new song no one has ever heard of….

itotallyrelate:

I am like:

It keeps getting better and better every time I play it and I go like:

After a month, they play it on the radio and I am like:

I hear people singing it on the street and I look at them like

When I hear someone singing it with a wrong lyrics I am like

Then my friend approaches me to ask me if I’ve heard of that song he goes like

Feeling disappointed of him not being updated, I am like:

CLICK HERE FOR MORE LAUGHS!!!

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